C4...they play here in July...hint hint!

Link for pictures to TXIH 2008

http://www.kodakgallery.com/Slideshow.jsp?UV=813675957424_581616007208&mode=fromsite&collid=13533912708.325007007208.1207595911519&conn_speed=1

Texas Interhash 2008

Flip Cup CHAMPIONS!!! WHAT WHAT!!!!

It's a verb...to shank.

Ninja shanking obnoxious Russian boy.

Donnie the Retard and I woke up Friday morning to dark thunder clouds. Donnie was supposed to ride out and meet the Knuckledraggers in Navasota to ride the rest of the way. It would have been his longest ride and we weren't sure if he should take the motorcycle with the storm on the way. He decided to chance it because he didn't want to miss the opportunity to ride his motorcycle with some great people. We met them in Navasota at a steak house (after calling Ass Gagger 5 times for directions!) and hung out, warmed up and dried off a little. The group got back on the bikes and into the cars. We drove the last leg into Dobbin, Texas. Gaylord promised Donnie that they would take it easy and not ride too fast since he was a pretty new rider...they were probably going about 80...I am pretty sure that is taking it easy for Gaylord! We turned off the street onto a dirt lane. This lane was no longer dirt...it was squishy mud. A couple of the guys layed their bikes down in the mud (Massive Slut Slinger) with ladies on the back! I stopped to try to help Wet Spot pull up their bike. It felt like driving on ice...We show up at the ranch and are told to park and put all of our camping gear in the back of a trailer since none of the cars would make it in the mud to the campsite. Everyone was wet and cold so we started drinking BRASS MONKIES!!! Donnie and Ass Gagger set up tents and I made a trip to the car to grab more supplies. On my way back down the muddy lane, I kept dropping crap and met Gay Ho and Kit Kat who helped me carry all of the stuff back. The Knuckledragger compound (supplied by Fuck U Knave) was set up and we put the beer pong table underneath the big pavilion. The band that was supposed to play Friday didn't make it up there because of the weather but we had music supplied by Knave and the party was in the compound.

Some brilliant person decided to put Skintimate Shaving Cream (Raspberry) in the goody bags...Donnie and Gaylord put shaving cream on a lot of people! And then those people would hug other people and spread the wealth! Pretty funny. Begging for it was a ninja all night and shanked all sorts of people. (Who all deserved it!)

March Madness

UCLA smashed Cal today...I smell another final four! Is everyone going to particpate in the tournament challenge? There is just something about March...Spring is coming, St. Patrick's Day is the best holiday for us alcoholics, and March Madness has to be one of the best sporting events out there. Last year, Jordan and I went to the local British style pub and watched all of the first round games. It was on a Thursday I think...I have never been so hungover at work in my life. I couldn't even function til about 2pm after puking on the drive into work. Ahhh good times!!

The Police

Going to see The Police at the Pavilion in The Woodlands! Jordan went to see them in concert last year and had a great time. I do believe this will require taking the next day off of work!

California's schools gird for steep cuts

Daniel Moore, 11, foreground, works on his basketball skills at Tucker Elementary in Long Beach. The school will be closed, saving about $1 million for the district, which needs to trim or shift $40 million to balance its budget. “It’s a little bit of a nightmare in terms of morale,” said school board member Dave Barton about the fiscal measures that must be taken.


What is wrong with California? The Govenator decided to come up with a budget that could possibly require a 4.8 Billion Dollar cut in Education spending. California schools need more money not less.

Bryant calls options 'like Christmas every day'

As a Laker fan, it sure does feel like everyday is Christmas! I can't wait to go to the next Rockets-Lakers game that we have tickets for. What what, Laker butt!!!

https://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-lakerep13feb13,1,777158.story?track=rss&ctrack=6&cset=true