Texas Interhash 2008

Flip Cup CHAMPIONS!!! WHAT WHAT!!!!

It's a verb...to shank.

Ninja shanking obnoxious Russian boy.

Donnie the Retard and I woke up Friday morning to dark thunder clouds. Donnie was supposed to ride out and meet the Knuckledraggers in Navasota to ride the rest of the way. It would have been his longest ride and we weren't sure if he should take the motorcycle with the storm on the way. He decided to chance it because he didn't want to miss the opportunity to ride his motorcycle with some great people. We met them in Navasota at a steak house (after calling Ass Gagger 5 times for directions!) and hung out, warmed up and dried off a little. The group got back on the bikes and into the cars. We drove the last leg into Dobbin, Texas. Gaylord promised Donnie that they would take it easy and not ride too fast since he was a pretty new rider...they were probably going about 80...I am pretty sure that is taking it easy for Gaylord! We turned off the street onto a dirt lane. This lane was no longer dirt...it was squishy mud. A couple of the guys layed their bikes down in the mud (Massive Slut Slinger) with ladies on the back! I stopped to try to help Wet Spot pull up their bike. It felt like driving on ice...We show up at the ranch and are told to park and put all of our camping gear in the back of a trailer since none of the cars would make it in the mud to the campsite. Everyone was wet and cold so we started drinking BRASS MONKIES!!! Donnie and Ass Gagger set up tents and I made a trip to the car to grab more supplies. On my way back down the muddy lane, I kept dropping crap and met Gay Ho and Kit Kat who helped me carry all of the stuff back. The Knuckledragger compound (supplied by Fuck U Knave) was set up and we put the beer pong table underneath the big pavilion. The band that was supposed to play Friday didn't make it up there because of the weather but we had music supplied by Knave and the party was in the compound.

Some brilliant person decided to put Skintimate Shaving Cream (Raspberry) in the goody bags...Donnie and Gaylord put shaving cream on a lot of people! And then those people would hug other people and spread the wealth! Pretty funny. Begging for it was a ninja all night and shanked all sorts of people. (Who all deserved it!)