10) He leads the league in blocked shots
9)When talking about the Spurs, he says "we"
8)After 6 seconds, calls a 24-second violation
7)He's drawing up plays
6)Befores tipoff, scoreboard reads 58 to nothing
5)Teams have scored a record number of two-pointers, three-pointers and eight pointers
4)Tossed one of the other officials out of the game
3)Has Eddie Brill's telephone number on speed dial
2)Miami Heat hasn't lost a game since Shaq promised to help the referee's fat son
1)The Knicks are winning
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