BFE/Six Flags

Donnie and I flew into Colorado on Wednesday and Net picked us up at the airport. We met Sarah (Kibbles and Clits), her son and C4 and the kids for sushi. Sarah had us try Wasabi Balls, which are basically pork dumplings with a whole bunch of wasabi. NBN, Donnie and I had tears streaming down our face, it was great. We had lots of saki and NBN and I prevented Donnie from screaming, SAKI BOMB and slamming his saki into his beer (just not right in front of the kids). That night, Net, Donnie and I made Yucca and played beer pong. We kept "trying" the Yucca just to make sure we had the mixture right. Then Net and I had a serious talk with Donnie about how he always wears his pants low on his butt and Net expressed that he was tired of seeing Donnie's plumber's butt. I, on the other hand, love seeing the butt, but (haha) I am married to the guy!

The next day was Six Flags Day! Woo hoo! We all piled into Bonesucker's SUV and there were 10 of us scissoring. It was very cozy. First, we had to pick up Aquatic Ass Raper at the airport so Donnie, Net, Bloody Z and I went inside to go get him. As we walked by an unsuspecting traveler, Net exclaims "is it wrong that it is 10 in the morning and I am already drunk?" The traveler said, "of course not!" Then Bloody Z, in a really creepy voice added, "he's just mad that he isn't drunk too!" Then Net was almost tackled by a TSA guy who looked just like Arsinio Hall. As AAR came off the plane, Donnie ran past everyone, jumped up and screamed, "Hey Sailor" as he smothered AAR with a hug. The guys all drank a ton while we drove up to Six Flags. We piled out of the Suburban and headed out on a roller coaster adventure. We all went on the first roller coaster and as we were walking, Net said he had to go on the dragon ride, you know, the one that just rocks back and forth. C4 said, "Nah, I'm ok. You all go though." So, we all got on the ride (except C4) but the ride just didn't stop. The brakes were shot. Net was sitting behind me and kept repeating, "There is a target on your head ESPN...I'm Going to PUKE!" Kids were screaming and throwing up left and right. The smell was supper. We went back and forth for 30+ minutes. So, to make up for it, we all got free passes and meal tickets. C4 and Aquatic both had mold all over their hamburger buns. It was an interesting trip. It took me awhile to get on another ride but eventually, C4 and I got the nerve back up to hit the coasters again! (We also got soaked on a water ride, to which DTR told the pre-teens on the ride with us, "hopefully, you guys will get to see some nipples!") We got back into Bonesucker's car for the ride home. Thank you for driving Bonesucker!

BFE was the next day and I will let others tell about the weekend...There were some intense primate observations and water balloon launching. Overall, a lot of fun...