BFE/Six Flags

Donnie and I flew into Colorado on Wednesday and Net picked us up at the airport. We met Sarah (Kibbles and Clits), her son and C4 and the kids for sushi. Sarah had us try Wasabi Balls, which are basically pork dumplings with a whole bunch of wasabi. NBN, Donnie and I had tears streaming down our face, it was great. We had lots of saki and NBN and I prevented Donnie from screaming, SAKI BOMB and slamming his saki into his beer (just not right in front of the kids). That night, Net, Donnie and I made Yucca and played beer pong. We kept "trying" the Yucca just to make sure we had the mixture right. Then Net and I had a serious talk with Donnie about how he always wears his pants low on his butt and Net expressed that he was tired of seeing Donnie's plumber's butt. I, on the other hand, love seeing the butt, but (haha) I am married to the guy!

The next day was Six Flags Day! Woo hoo! We all piled into Bonesucker's SUV and there were 10 of us scissoring. It was very cozy. First, we had to pick up Aquatic Ass Raper at the airport so Donnie, Net, Bloody Z and I went inside to go get him. As we walked by an unsuspecting traveler, Net exclaims "is it wrong that it is 10 in the morning and I am already drunk?" The traveler said, "of course not!" Then Bloody Z, in a really creepy voice added, "he's just mad that he isn't drunk too!" Then Net was almost tackled by a TSA guy who looked just like Arsinio Hall. As AAR came off the plane, Donnie ran past everyone, jumped up and screamed, "Hey Sailor" as he smothered AAR with a hug. The guys all drank a ton while we drove up to Six Flags. We piled out of the Suburban and headed out on a roller coaster adventure. We all went on the first roller coaster and as we were walking, Net said he had to go on the dragon ride, you know, the one that just rocks back and forth. C4 said, "Nah, I'm ok. You all go though." So, we all got on the ride (except C4) but the ride just didn't stop. The brakes were shot. Net was sitting behind me and kept repeating, "There is a target on your head ESPN...I'm Going to PUKE!" Kids were screaming and throwing up left and right. The smell was supper. We went back and forth for 30+ minutes. So, to make up for it, we all got free passes and meal tickets. C4 and Aquatic both had mold all over their hamburger buns. It was an interesting trip. It took me awhile to get on another ride but eventually, C4 and I got the nerve back up to hit the coasters again! (We also got soaked on a water ride, to which DTR told the pre-teens on the ride with us, "hopefully, you guys will get to see some nipples!") We got back into Bonesucker's car for the ride home. Thank you for driving Bonesucker!

BFE was the next day and I will let others tell about the weekend...There were some intense primate observations and water balloon launching. Overall, a lot of fun...

BFE HERE WE COME!

Colorado Peeps....are you ready for some granny panties? Some classic AAR, DTR and ESPN ass shots...wooo hooo!

Boston

I just got back from Boston where I was on a work trip. I had never been before and had a wonderful time. The Red Sox weren't playing but I still had to make a trip to Fenway. It was pretty cool. That is a statue of Ted Williams. I guess he is FROZEN in bronze...hahaha!

Lap Dogs

Don't you all just love 100 lb lap dogs? Aww how cute, my obnoxious St. Bernard, Brinkley!

Fun Times

I was going to post something about what a goofy time we had with Bonesucker but she totally did it justice on her Blog, but oh well...She was in town for "business" and met DTR and me for dinner. The weather sucked donkey balls and DTR was having a horrible day and fell in front of the restaurant. We walked in and told the bartender to keep them coming. The beer was on happy hour for $1.99 per draft for a fat tire and the waitress brought us these HUGE fish bowl beers. I was in heaven til I realized that the happy hour didn't cover the fish bowls. It didn't change the way that the beer tasted or the effect it had so no big deal. We hung out, joked around and messed with the bartender. The week has gotten a little better except for last night's basketball game which we won't discuss. Really just counting down the days til BFE and I can't wait to go on the rollercoasters. I think the last time I went to Six Flags was when DTR and NET were home from Basic Training, Christmas of 1999 in So Cal...ahhh drinking heavily and going on fast rides...so much fun!

The Shield

NBN recommended that DTR and I watch the TV show, The Shield. We have been renting them and watching them, ahem, while we work. The show is really well done. If you haven't seen it yet, you should. It's a new take on the classic story of a cop who does things his own way to clean up the streets of LA. My favorite scene so far was a gang member's funeral and all of his boys were drinking 40oz at the funeral and as one walks by the casket, he pours one out for his dead hommie...Any show that glorifies the drinking of the 40 is ok with me! The only thing missing is a little orange juice.