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Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Monday, June 15, 2009
BFE Pictures
Copy and paste the link for BFE pictures...
http://www.kodakgallery.com/ViewSlideshow.action?&collidparam=13533912708.489642825308.124
http://www.kodakgallery.com/ViewSlideshow.action?&collidparam=13533912708.489642825308.124
Friday, June 12, 2009
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Leaving for BFE
About to leave work for Colorado. We are going to BFE and it will be my first one in 2 years! I missed out on the craziness from last year and am looking forward to going. My liver is all ready and I will probably start drinking at the airport!
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Oktoberfest
I was reading a guide book about Germany and just found out that the day we land in Berlin is the beginning of Oktoberfest and is also the date that Germany celebrates their unification. I think it will be time to drink some great beer!!!
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Click on this link and read all of the different reviews. It's really funny!
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000NZW3IY/ref=cm_sw_r_fa_dp
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000NZW3IY/ref=cm_sw_r_fa_dp
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Monday, May 18, 2009
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Pictures
Friday night's game
Not So Silent Bob and Cocktor Spork!
Dodgers/Astros before Manny was gone...
Friday, May 1, 2009
Lakers/Houston
Tickets for the Lakers/Houston Series go on sale today! Houston is going down. Hopefully, Ron Artest tries to talk smack to Kobe again. It worked so well for him last time...
Monday, April 27, 2009
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Monday, April 6, 2009
TXIH 2009
When I try to write up something after a hash weekend, I have a hard time because there has been so much drinking and brain cell killing that I can barely form sentences any more! Donnie left after work Thursday night to head up to FU Knave's house for a Knuckledragger pre-lube. Before he even left he had to call Gaylord to walk him through jump starting his bike. He made it up there for the party without any other incidents. They partied and I guess sang karaoke til the wee hours of the morning.
Just Tony and I packed up and headed out on Friday afternoon. The drive up wasn’t too bad; we just hit a little traffic in Dallas and Denton. Once we got outside of Denton, Tony and I switched and he took over the driving. At the gas station in Sanger, we met Boomhower and his hick cousin. They spoke some language that I don’t think has any relationship to English…it was hilarious!!!
We showed up at the campsite and were greated by Not So Silent Bob, Nuthin’ but Net and DTR. I was handed some Boone’s farm and Thunderbird from Nacheaux…it tasted so good on my lips! Tents were set up and we were near the Knuckledragger compound…Knave set up the disco tent which was great!
That night a band played and Tony requested Free Bird probably 200 times! There was drinking and revelry. At one point Net looked over to Piggus and decided to puke on Piggus. He was the first. Then Piggus decided to return the favor and puke on Net. It made me gag. It was chunky. Ass Gagger gagged too…
The Border Jumpers and Kimchi group headed back up to the compound where Knave was DJ ing. It helped keep us warm! Both Tony and Gaylord were holding onto tent poles to keep from falling over! Lots of Hennessey and Beam was drunk and I think I had a lot of Yucca and Jell-O Shots!
Saturday…
We woke up and headed down to a yummy breakfast of cold eggs and tortillas. I went and took a nap and while I napped I believe a game of Croquet occurred as well as Hash Olympics. I decided a nap wasn’t worth sweating in a tent so I got up and went to play some kickball with the group. Our team won!! It was the Donnie the Retard team versus FU Knave’s team. Raisin Smuggler was our pitcher and we rocked!
Then lunch happened. White bread with some mustard and American cheese.
The groups that decided to actually hash were gone. Gaylord, Nacheaux and Piggus did the ball buster trail.
Not So Silent Bob busted out the Sweet Tea Vodka and Gagger, Xena and I started drinking the “tea”. We ended up playing 3 man for awhile with Death By Dildo, Wet Spot, Bob, Xena and others. However, because of the sweet drinks and beer on the table, we got attacked by bees. Wet Spot ended up stepping on one but she kept playing!
Nuthin’ but Net decided to pass out on the stage.
Cockeye and him wrestled for awhile getting out some of their homosexual tendencies.
Gaylord came back from trail dripping with blood down his legs. He said the trail sucked and was only about 3-4 miles.
The group sang some Journey on stage…first it was air guitars then we had Guitar Hero guitars. Donnie sang Double Vision and rocked it!
We had a contra-circle run by Gay Ho, Slut Slinger and McPisser. Woo woo!
Since we hadn’t eaten much over the last couple of days, Gaylord, Donnie, Tony and I headed to town to get some Dairy Queen. While we were gone, they started the Flip Cup Tournament without us…our team decided to go forward using stand-ins…Gagger was my stand in and she did great! We showed up after a couple of rounds and they decided to allow us to be inserted back in. We beat one team and then faced the Border Jumpers in the Finals.
The Border Jumpers were tough competitors but they couldn’t compete against the amazing team of SUCK MY BALLS, who were wearing pink headbands. We have now won two years in a row…suck it! The team was Donnie the Retard, McPisser, Massive Slut Slinger, Baby G, C’em Cumming and ESPN…
Just Tony didn’t get to play in his first Flip Cup tournament even though he had practiced!
Skunkweed took the stage and Mr and Mrs Texas Interhash were named.
Net passed out a few times.
We thought the name “The Cock Whisperer” would be good for just Tony…He IS the Pack Leader”.
Guam and Donnie told stories about getting in fights and how the short guys are always harder to fight then the big guys…big guys fall harder.
I ended up crashing but everyone else went up to Knave’s tent again to dance. I guess Net let them draw on him with sharpies while he was dancing.
Sunday….
Woke up, had pancakes and The Knuckledraggers had their circle. I got called out for crashing into Donnie and Gaylord’s bikes in our garage last year. Gagger found her missing Mug…he had lots of friends on hash space. Gaylord got called into circle for loosing a check and for sending Net a check with Pubes in the envelope. Tony got named. Stories were told and they ended up naming him Cockter Spork because he and Net spooned (sporked) at night in their tent. Knave gave him his own hand signal and we sang Old McDonald. The only other name we thought of was the Cock Whisperer.
We headed out after the circle, Cockter Spork and I were in the car and Donnie rode his bike back. We had some rough winds but we made it home about 6 pm.
Next year, the Knuckledraggers are putting on Interhash…watch out!!!
I miss you all! Here is the link for my pictures…
http://www2.snapfish.com/thumbnailshare/AlbumID=291817592/a=77974258_77974258/otsc=SHR/otsi=SALBlink/COBRAND_NAME=snapfish
Flip Cup Tournament Video
Just Tony and I packed up and headed out on Friday afternoon. The drive up wasn’t too bad; we just hit a little traffic in Dallas and Denton. Once we got outside of Denton, Tony and I switched and he took over the driving. At the gas station in Sanger, we met Boomhower and his hick cousin. They spoke some language that I don’t think has any relationship to English…it was hilarious!!!
We showed up at the campsite and were greated by Not So Silent Bob, Nuthin’ but Net and DTR. I was handed some Boone’s farm and Thunderbird from Nacheaux…it tasted so good on my lips! Tents were set up and we were near the Knuckledragger compound…Knave set up the disco tent which was great!
That night a band played and Tony requested Free Bird probably 200 times! There was drinking and revelry. At one point Net looked over to Piggus and decided to puke on Piggus. He was the first. Then Piggus decided to return the favor and puke on Net. It made me gag. It was chunky. Ass Gagger gagged too…
The Border Jumpers and Kimchi group headed back up to the compound where Knave was DJ ing. It helped keep us warm! Both Tony and Gaylord were holding onto tent poles to keep from falling over! Lots of Hennessey and Beam was drunk and I think I had a lot of Yucca and Jell-O Shots!
Saturday…
We woke up and headed down to a yummy breakfast of cold eggs and tortillas. I went and took a nap and while I napped I believe a game of Croquet occurred as well as Hash Olympics. I decided a nap wasn’t worth sweating in a tent so I got up and went to play some kickball with the group. Our team won!! It was the Donnie the Retard team versus FU Knave’s team. Raisin Smuggler was our pitcher and we rocked!
Then lunch happened. White bread with some mustard and American cheese.
The groups that decided to actually hash were gone. Gaylord, Nacheaux and Piggus did the ball buster trail.
Not So Silent Bob busted out the Sweet Tea Vodka and Gagger, Xena and I started drinking the “tea”. We ended up playing 3 man for awhile with Death By Dildo, Wet Spot, Bob, Xena and others. However, because of the sweet drinks and beer on the table, we got attacked by bees. Wet Spot ended up stepping on one but she kept playing!
Nuthin’ but Net decided to pass out on the stage.
Cockeye and him wrestled for awhile getting out some of their homosexual tendencies.
Gaylord came back from trail dripping with blood down his legs. He said the trail sucked and was only about 3-4 miles.
The group sang some Journey on stage…first it was air guitars then we had Guitar Hero guitars. Donnie sang Double Vision and rocked it!
We had a contra-circle run by Gay Ho, Slut Slinger and McPisser. Woo woo!
Since we hadn’t eaten much over the last couple of days, Gaylord, Donnie, Tony and I headed to town to get some Dairy Queen. While we were gone, they started the Flip Cup Tournament without us…our team decided to go forward using stand-ins…Gagger was my stand in and she did great! We showed up after a couple of rounds and they decided to allow us to be inserted back in. We beat one team and then faced the Border Jumpers in the Finals.
The Border Jumpers were tough competitors but they couldn’t compete against the amazing team of SUCK MY BALLS, who were wearing pink headbands. We have now won two years in a row…suck it! The team was Donnie the Retard, McPisser, Massive Slut Slinger, Baby G, C’em Cumming and ESPN…
Just Tony didn’t get to play in his first Flip Cup tournament even though he had practiced!
Skunkweed took the stage and Mr and Mrs Texas Interhash were named.
Net passed out a few times.
We thought the name “The Cock Whisperer” would be good for just Tony…He IS the Pack Leader”.
Guam and Donnie told stories about getting in fights and how the short guys are always harder to fight then the big guys…big guys fall harder.
I ended up crashing but everyone else went up to Knave’s tent again to dance. I guess Net let them draw on him with sharpies while he was dancing.
Sunday….
Woke up, had pancakes and The Knuckledraggers had their circle. I got called out for crashing into Donnie and Gaylord’s bikes in our garage last year. Gagger found her missing Mug…he had lots of friends on hash space. Gaylord got called into circle for loosing a check and for sending Net a check with Pubes in the envelope. Tony got named. Stories were told and they ended up naming him Cockter Spork because he and Net spooned (sporked) at night in their tent. Knave gave him his own hand signal and we sang Old McDonald. The only other name we thought of was the Cock Whisperer.
We headed out after the circle, Cockter Spork and I were in the car and Donnie rode his bike back. We had some rough winds but we made it home about 6 pm.
Next year, the Knuckledraggers are putting on Interhash…watch out!!!
I miss you all! Here is the link for my pictures…
http://www2.snapfish.com/thumbnailshare/AlbumID=291817592/a=77974258_77974258/otsc=SHR/otsi=SALBlink/COBRAND_NAME=snapfish
Flip Cup Tournament Video
Thursday, April 2, 2009
TXIH
Donnie leaves shortly for TXIH...he is riding to Knave's first to meet up with the Knuckledraggers and then meeting up with us tomorrow. Just Tony and I leave tomorrow about 12 for the campground. We had a freak thunderstorm this morning but it looks like it will be clear skys the rest of the weekend. I can't wait to see everyone!
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Rainy Days
We have had some really bad storms the last couple of afternoons. I guess there was even a tornado going through the area last night.
Of course, this is also the same time we are having our roof replaced from Hurricane Ike damage...
The roof was leaking for about 1 hour last night up in the attic and in one of our spare bedrooms. We were running around with buckets trying to catch the drips. I haven't been home yet today...hopefully they were able to complete most of the roof.
Of course, this is also the same time we are having our roof replaced from Hurricane Ike damage...
The roof was leaking for about 1 hour last night up in the attic and in one of our spare bedrooms. We were running around with buckets trying to catch the drips. I haven't been home yet today...hopefully they were able to complete most of the roof.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
My Favorite Day
Two of my favorite events of the year happen to be on the same day in 2009!!! I will buy a beer for whoever can figure out what two things are happening Tuesday March 17th!
Friday, February 27, 2009
DTR and Family
DTR’s family is now taking over the neighborhood! His brother just moved into the house directly across the street from us. Supposedly, while they were unloading the moving truck, the incredibly judgmental moms from down the street were outside, staring, trying to figure out the relationship between two young guys living together. In a couple of months, when it is gay pride and they are flying a huge rainbow flag, I think their questions will be answered.
We now are taking bets as to how long it will take Tony or his boyfriend, Veasna, to pass out drunk on either lawn or in the middle of the street!
I have always been close to my family but I have a relatively small family and they don’t live that close together. It is really great having someone directly across the street who is not only a friend but also a relative! He is someone to trust to take care of our house and dogs when we are gone, someone to split Sam’s Club bills with and to help cook dinners.
We now are taking bets as to how long it will take Tony or his boyfriend, Veasna, to pass out drunk on either lawn or in the middle of the street!
I have always been close to my family but I have a relatively small family and they don’t live that close together. It is really great having someone directly across the street who is not only a friend but also a relative! He is someone to trust to take care of our house and dogs when we are gone, someone to split Sam’s Club bills with and to help cook dinners.
The street name is Painted Sunset...Tony said his new email address will be Brokeback Sunset 99! HAHAHAHA
Block Party woo woo!
Friday, February 13, 2009
Thursday, February 12, 2009
The Snuggie
One of my employee's received a Snuggie as her Valentine's Day present...she wanted to know if she could wear it at work! It's HERE!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!She looks like a big blue monk/druid.
Friday, February 6, 2009
Friday, January 30, 2009
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Went to see Houston/LA play last night
It was a very close game and DTR was biting his nails. But the M-V mutha fucking P came through with a clutch 3 pointer!Today is my Friday as we get ready to leave for Tex-Mex tomorrow. I can't wait to see all my Kimchi peeps and Ass Gaggers baby bump!
Friday, January 9, 2009
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Fiesta at My House
We are grilling up some carne asada tomorrow at my house if anyone wants to come. A little meat, dos equis and The Lakers...yeah Friday!
Should I serve this cake? HAHAHA!! It says yellow on my box but I am all chocolate baby!
Awesome!
Should I serve this cake? HAHAHA!! It says yellow on my box but I am all chocolate baby!
Awesome!
Monday, January 5, 2009
Lakers!!!
Guess who has the best record in the NBA???!!! After the Celtics lost to New York (hahaha) and Lebron choked against The Wizards, the Lakers beat Portland to take the best record in the league...woo woo!
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